THE DAM RULES

 

No. 1   Just sit down & we will be with you in a DAM minute!

 

No. 2   No musical chairs, …stay in one DAM spot!

 

No. 3   If you don’t like the music …too DAM bad!

 

No. 4   When your waitress greets you, …have your DAM order ready!

 

No. 5  Our waitresses reserve the right to dance on whatever surface they DAM well please!

 

No. 6   No DAM swearing, smoking or minors!